Flock Accounting Drinkware

Original collection · available now

Opening flock: 12. “Just one more”: +1. Current flock: 27. The numbers never add up.

Choose the same original two-sided Lover Bear Farm design on four practical drinkware formats. Purchases and checkout are completed securely through LoverBearFarmShop on Etsy.

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Flock Accounting 11 ounce ceramic chicken keeper mug

11oz Ceramic Mug

$19.95plus shipping on Etsy

Our lowest-friction original: glossy white ceramic, dishwasher and microwave safe, with the ledger printed for either drinking hand.

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Flock Accounting 14 ounce handled chicken keeper travel mug

14oz Travel Mug

$29.95plus shipping on Etsy

A handled stainless travel mug with a spill-resistant cap for morning chores, feed-store runs, and farm commutes.

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Flock Accounting 20 ounce insulated chicken keeper tumbler

20oz Tumbler

$39.95plus shipping on Etsy

A glossy, vacuum-insulated stainless tumbler with a clear push-on lid—the premium coop-checking option.

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Flock Accounting 20 ounce insulated chicken keeper bottle

20oz Insulated Bottle

$36.95plus shipping on Etsy

A lightweight double-wall stainless bottle with a screw-on cap, built for hydration while the flock quietly multiplies.

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Made to order. Each item is designed by Lover Bear Farm and produced by our disclosed fulfillment partner. Etsy handles payment and order checkout.

New original journal

Backyard Chicken Incident Log

$19.95plus shipping on Etsy

Every flock has incidents: garden trespass, unauthorized broodiness, treat extortion, and egg concealment. This 5.75 × 8 inch matte hardcover journal has 150 lined pages for real records or suspiciously official chicken nonsense.

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Coop Operations chicken apron with detachable black straps and daily status report design

For a highly unregulated flock

Coop Operations Apron

$34.95plus shipping on Etsy

Feed depleted. Water suspicious. Egg output negotiable. Hen count classified. A lightweight polyester Poly Twill apron with detachable black straps for chicken keepers whose compliance remains optional.

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Natural cotton canvas tote with vintage barn and chicken artwork printed on both sides

New from the barnyard archive

Barnyard Heritage Two-Sided Tote

$34.95plus shipping on Etsy

A heavy 12 oz natural cotton canvas market tote with the same vintage barn-and-hens artwork printed on the front and back. Fifteen by sixteen inches with reinforced twenty-inch handles.

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